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The Great American Yard Sale

I'm So Stumped?

I can't seem to get a grip on reality after looking this over.

Quote of the Week

Quoted from the late comedian and my personal favorite Mitch Hedberg. "I ordered a chicken sandwich but I think the waitress mis-understood me because she said, "How would you like your eggs?" So I tried to answer her anyhow. I said "Incubated, and then raised, and then beheaded, and then plucked and then cut up then put onto a grill then put onto a bun. Shit, it's gonna take awhile. I don't have time, scrambled!"

Animated Painting

LINK Thanks to Josh for this video.